Why you shouldn't let your six year old answer the phone

Because he will say answer it with,

"My mom can't come to the phone right now, she is pumping her boobs. PUMPING her BOOBS! PUUUMMMPPPINNNGG! No, not cooking, PUUMMMPPINNNGG!

Mommy, can you take the phone? I don't think this guy knows english."

Thank you, dear. Thank you so much. (sob)